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ADDERALL

AUTISM POWERED GAMBLING MACHINE

BORN TO DRINK FORCED TO DRIVE

BORN TO FISH FORCED TO FUCK

CAN'T BREATHALYZE METH

CIRCUMCISED AND SLIGHTLY AUTISTIC

CRAB RANGOONS FEAR ME

DO NOT NARCAN ME

DOES SOMEONE HAVE A CIGARETTE?

DON'T MAKE ME VIOLATE MY PROBATION

GIVE ME A BEER OR I'LL...

Greeting Huzz Cat

HOMELESS

I AM EXTREMELY INTOXICATED AND WANT TO SHARE MY OPINION ON ISRAEL

I AM THE LEBRON JAMES

I DONT NEED FUN TO HAVE BEER

I EAT A$$

I GOT NARCANNED AT APPLEBEES

I HATE PULLING OUT

I HAVE A WARRANT OUT FOR MY ARREST

I JUST ROKE UP

I LIKE MY CARS HOW I LIKE MY WOMEN JAPANESE

I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND