ALL PRODUCTS

CAN'T BREATHALYZE METH

I MUST BE FROM AFGHANISTAN THE WAY I TALLY THESE BANDS

I HAVE A WARRANT OUT FOR MY ARREST

I GOT NARCANNED AT APPLEBEES

DOES SOMEONE HAVE A CIGARETTE?

SORRY I'M LATE I WAS CRANKIN MY HOG

WHO SHIT MY PANTS?

HOMELESS

GIVE ME A BEER OR I'LL...

WOMEN MAKE ME NERVOUS

I'LL SEE YOU ALL AT AA TOMORROW

TRICK OR DIH

SORRY PRINCESS I ONLY DATE...

I HATE PULLING OUT

LETS EAT TRASH AND GET HIT BY A CAR

MY PRONOUNS ARE ALL/IN

DON'T MAKE ME VIOLATE MY PROBATION

PLEASE DON'T TELL MY PROBATION OFFICER

LIFE AINT ALL HOT DOGS AND H-JOBS

BORN TO DRINK FORCED TO DRIVE

ONLY HOE I NEED IS A HOE LOTTA CIGARETTES

BORN TO FISH FORCED TO FUCK

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