I MAY BE LOW INCOME BUT I'LL NEVER BE LOW IN...
I MUST BE FROM AFGHANISTAN THE WAY I TALLY THESE BANDS
I MUST BE FROM IRAQ THE WAY I STACK RACKS
I'LL SEE YOU ALL AT AA TOMORROW
IT'S WEEN
KETAMINE
LEGALIZE METH 2026
LETS EAT TRASH AND GET HIT BY A CAR
LIFE AINT ALL HOT DOGS AND H-JOBS
MASTER BAITER
MAYBE THE COVID VACCINE DID KILL ME AND THIS IS HELL
MAYBE YOUR CAT IS MEOWING BECAUSE IT WANTS A CIGARETTE
MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS EVERYTHING INTO DIARRHEA
MY BUSH IS THICKER THAN YOUR BEARD, LOWER YOUR TONE
MY GIRLFRIEND HITS ME
MY OTHER SHIRT IS AT YOUR MOM'S HOUSE
MY PRONOUNS ARE ALL/IN
ONLY HOE I NEED IS A HOE LOTTA CIGARETTES
PAPA NEEDS A BEER
PLEASE DON'T TELL MY PROBATION OFFICER
PREPARE 4 CO...
SHE GOOGLE ON MY DOC UNTIL I'M MICROSOFT
SOMEBODY HELP ME FIND MY KEYS
SORRY I'M LATE I WAS CRANKIN MY HOG
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BORN TO FISH FORCED TO FUCK
CAN'T BREATHALYZE METH
CIRCUMCISED AND SLIGHTLY AUTISTIC
CRAB RANGOONS FEAR ME