New Arrivals

SORRY PRINCESS I ONLY DATE...

I HATE PULLING OUT

LETS EAT TRASH AND GET HIT BY A CAR

MY PRONOUNS ARE ALL/IN

DON'T MAKE ME VIOLATE MY PROBATION

PLEASE DON'T TELL MY PROBATION OFFICER

LIFE AINT ALL HOT DOGS AND H-JOBS

BORN TO DRINK FORCED TO DRIVE

ONLY HOE I NEED IS A HOE LOTTA CIGARETTES

BORN TO FISH FORCED TO FUCK

LEGALIZE METH 2026

SORRY I'M LATE I WAS CRANKIN MY HOG

CIRCUMCISED AND SLIGHTLY AUTISTIC

PAPA NEEDS A BEER

ADDERALL

KETAMINE

MAYBE THE COVID VACCINE DID KILL ME AND THIS IS HELL

I HAVE A WARRANT OUT FOR MY ARREST

MY BUSH IS THICKER THAN YOUR BEARD, LOWER YOUR TONE

SHE GOOGLE ON MY DOC UNTIL I'M MICROSOFT

MY OTHER SHIRT IS AT YOUR MOM'S HOUSE

I AM EXTREMELY INTOXICATED AND WANT TO SHARE MY OPINION ON ISRAEL

CRAB RANGOONS FEAR ME