I MUST BE FROM IRAQ THE WAY I STACK RACKS
I LIKE MY CARS HOW I LIKE MY WOMEN JAPANESE
WHO SHIT MY PANTS?
MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS EVERYTHING INTO DIARRHEA
I MUST BE FROM AFGHANISTAN THE WAY I TALLY THESE BANDS
AUTISM POWERED GAMBLING MACHINE
MASTER BAITER
IT'S WEEN
MAYBE YOUR CAT IS MEOWING BECAUSE IT WANTS A CIGARETTE
CAN'T BREATHALYZE METH
PREPARE 4 CO...
I MAY BE LOW INCOME BUT I'LL NEVER BE LOW IN...
A BEER DOES'NT COMPLAIN
I DONT NEED FUN TO HAVE BEER
HOMELESS
I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND
DOES SOMEONE HAVE A CIGARETTE?
GIVE ME A BEER OR I'LL...
WOMEN MAKE ME NERVOUS
I GOT NARCANNED AT APPLEBEES
I EAT A$$
I'LL SEE YOU ALL AT AA TOMORROW
DO NOT NARCAN ME
I JUST ROKE UP
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BORN TO FISH FORCED TO FUCK
CIRCUMCISED AND SLIGHTLY AUTISTIC
CRAB RANGOONS FEAR ME